Who are you?
I'm Amy. It's nice to meet you.
What's the purpose of this blog?
Anyone who has ever been online knows that sometimes even the most innocent of search terms can bring up not-so-innocent results. While I truly believe that there should be a place for nearly everything on the net (provided it doesnt harm anyone, of course), I feel that it's next to impossible to know when you'll be confronted with larger than life image of a *****, a **** or even worse, **** doing **** to ******, with a *****! I know you know what I'm saying, savvy internet folks.
Filters don't always work as well as they should, and sometimes people don't put up a 'not safe for work' tag to clue you in that maybe you should lock your door and draw your curtains before clicking. I learned this lesson the hard way, trying to look up an image of a tentacle as a reference for a craft project I was doing. Never again, my friends, never again.
If the MPAA were to rate my blog, it would get a G or PG, and it will always stay that way. You don't have to worry about your own personal version of the Great Cephalopod Image Incident of '09 happening to you here. You're welcome.
I see ads on your blog. Which ad networks and affiliate programs do you belong to? What does this mean for me? How does it work?
I am a member of the Amazon Associate program. I've tried to include ads that are not too annoying for you to see in the side bar and at the very bottom of the page, and may include direct links to products (contextual ads) if and when I talk about a product.
It works like this: If you're reading my blog and decide to click the link, you'll go over to Amazon.com. If you make a purchase, then I get truckloads of cash and wheelbarrows full of jewels-- no, I'm just kidding. I get a small percentage for directing you over there.
Despite being an affiliate, my opinions and views are my own. That is, I won't say something that's terrible is actually good in hopes of tricking you into buying it. That would be lame of me.
Do you own any of the content?
Nope, I don't, except where I write stuff or where otherwise noted. Funny and cute things don't often happen when I have my video camera out. All of these videos belong to their respective owners.
I love/hate your blog. How can I contact you to tell you all about it?
Leave a comment, dollface!
I am a Nigerian prince, and I have fallen on hard times. I have a large sum of money that I need to get out of the country, and I'd be happy to share it with you in return for a small advance of only a few thousand dollars. I promise that I'm legitimate. Will you give me your bank account number, dear friend?
No.
